👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family Chaos Drinking Game

Rules for when family gatherings get wild

Drinking Rules

🍺 Take a Sip When:

  • Someone asks "When are you getting married?" or "When are you having kids?"
  • A family member gives unsolicited advice
  • Someone brings up politics at the dinner table
  • A relative compares you to a sibling or cousin
  • Someone mentions your ex
  • A family member tells a story you've heard 100 times
  • Someone comments on what you're eating or not eating
  • A relative asks about your job or career plans
  • Someone starts a debate about the "right way" to do something
  • A family member takes a phone call during dinner

🍻 Take Two Sips When:

  • Someone starts an argument about something trivial
  • A family member shows up late without calling
  • Someone brings up a family secret or drama
  • A relative starts crying (happy or sad tears)
  • Someone makes a passive-aggressive comment
  • A family member gets offended by something innocent
  • Someone starts talking about their health problems in detail
  • A relative brings up how things "used to be"
  • Someone starts a conversation about religion or politics
  • A family member gives you a gift you clearly don't want

🥃 Take Three Sips When:

  • Someone storms out of the room
  • A family member starts yelling
  • Someone brings up money or financial issues
  • A relative makes a scene or causes drama
  • Someone starts comparing family members to each other
  • A family member shows up uninvited
  • Someone starts a fight between family members
  • A relative makes an inappropriate joke or comment
  • Someone brings up a past family conflict
  • A family member tries to "fix" something that isn't broken

🍾 Finish Your Drink When:

  • Someone says "I'm never coming to another family gathering"
  • The family gathering ends and you survived
  • Someone actually leaves early because of drama
  • Everyone agrees on something (this is rare!)

💥 Chaos Multipliers:

  • • If someone brings a new partner without warning: Everyone takes 2 sips
  • • If someone starts a group chat argument: Everyone takes 1 sip
  • • If someone posts family photos on social media without permission: They take 3 sips
  • • If someone brings up your childhood embarrassing moments: You take 2 sips
  • • If someone tries to set you up with someone: Everyone takes 1 sip

⚠️ Please drink responsibly! This game is intended for adults of legal drinking age. Always have a designated driver and know your limits. Consider using non-alcoholic beverages as an alternative. Remember: Family gatherings can be stressful - this game is meant to add humor, not to encourage excessive drinking during difficult situations.